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AEROBICS CLASS Roll it. Light it. Breathe together now. Inhale. Hold it. And three -- and two -- and one. Exhale. Control your cough. Big happy smiles, boys! Hold your tummies in. OK, all together now... Breathe deep. Inhale. Hold it. And three -- and two -- and one. Exhale. Stop that cough. Big smiles. Be happy, boys! Release that tension. Now you've done it! You're stoned -- on dope. OK, let's take it from the top. Chests out. Tummies in. Breathe together now. Inhale. Hold it. And three -- and two -- and one! |
THE HUNGRY POTHEAD Dwight loves to smoke weed. Mary Jane makes him feel free. One day he ate all his joints. I asked him what was the point. He said, "Smoking isn't healthy for me." |
MARIJUANA AFTER MIDNIGHT Dwight woke up late at night. A nightmare gave him a fright. He dreamed he was a big green doobie, which he thought was kind of groovy until a giant with a match struck a light. |
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The Pot Smoker and the Dumb Blonde |
SMOKING ON THE HIGH SEAS Dwight hid his pot in a boat. That old boat didn't quite float. It sunk to the bottom of the sea, and Dwight lost his big bag of weed. |
A BIG BAG OF POT Dwight is a bloke who loves pot. He likes to smoke ganja a lot. When I saw him he started to cry, so I asked him the reason why. He lost the big bag of pot that he bought. |
THE PILOT ON AUTO POT One day Dwight got so high he said, "I know how to fly!" His brother made him a dare: "Why don't you fly up in the air?" Dwight said, "I don't got feathers." |
THE POT-SMOKING VAMPIRE I know a vampire who loves pot. This vamp smokes pot a lot. When I saw him, he started to cry, so I asked him the reason why. When the sun came out at dawn, he left a bag of pot on the lawn. If he looked in the light he might die. I didn't want the vamp to get fried, so I bought him a bottle of rye. |
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The Haunted House Of Goo |
MARIJUANA LOVER Vocals & Lyrics by Chris Lindsay Electronic. Remixed by Andre Lefebvre with piano and electronica. Download this MP3 for FREE at:  |
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