POT
AEROBICS CLASS
Roll it. Light it.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Control the coughing.
Big happy smiles, boys!
Hold your tummies in.
OK, all together now...
Breathe deep.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Stop that coughing.
Big smiles. Look happy, boys!
Release the tension.
Now you've done it!
You're stoned -- on dope.
OK, let's take it from the top.
Chests out. Tummies in.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one!
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THE
HUNGRY POTHEAD
Dwight loves to smoke weed.
Mary Jane makes him feel free.
One day he ate all his joints.
I asked him, "What was the point?"
He said, "Smoking isn't healthy for me." |
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SMOKING
ON THE HIGH SEAS
Dwight hid his pot in a boat.
That old boat didn't quite float.
It sunk to the bottom of the sea,
and Dwight lost his big bag of weed. |
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MARIJUANA
AFTER MIDNIGHT
Dwight woke up at midnight.
A nightmare gave him a fright.
He dreamed he was a big green doobie,
which he thought was kind of groovy
until a giant with a match struck a light. |
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The Pot Smoker and The Dumb Blonde
A pot-smoker and a dumb blonde try to escape from a madman who has an evil plan to conquer the world. |
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A
BIG BAG OF POT
Dwight
is a bloke who loves pot.
He likes to smoke ganja a lot.
When I saw him he started to cry,
so I asked him the reason why.
He lost a big bag of pot that he bought. |
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THE
PILOT ON AUTO POT
One day Dwight got so high
he said, "I know how to fly!"
His brother made him a dare:
"Why don't you fly up in the air?"
Dwight said, "I don't got feathers." |
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THE
POT-SMOKING VAMPIRE
I know a vampire who loves pot.
This vamp smokes pot a whole lot.
When I saw him, he started to cry,
so I asked him the reason why.
When the sun came out at dawn,
he left a bag of pot on the lawn.
If he looked in the light he might die.
I didn't want the vamp to get fried,
so I bought him a bottle of rye. |
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