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IN:
EXT.
FIELD OF MARIJUANA PLANTS -- NIGHT (SUMMER)
A
flying saucer touches down in a field of marijuana
plants. The saucer is silver, shaped like an upside-down
dinner plate, and has a clear bubble dome. The dome
opens,
and the pilot, a seven-foot-tall HAIRBAGGEN BEAST,
rises
from his seat. He is wearing purple pants, and is
covered
from head to toe with long black hair.
The
Hairbaggen walks to the back of the saucer where
MACOV
PANSY, a three-hundred-pound man, is asleep in a
stasis
pod. The Beast opens the pod. Macov is six-feet-tall,
has
short black hair, a bushy black beard, wears a black
frock
like a friar, and has a white bandage wrapped around
his
abnormally large head.
The
Hairbaggen tries to awaken his prisoner by injecting
him in the neck with a needle. Macov’s eyes
flutter, but
he doesn’t wake up. The Beast slaps him several
times
across both cheeks. Macov’s eyes open and close
after each
slap, but he remains unconscious. The Hairbaggen
lifts him
out of the pod, spins in a circle, and hurls him
out of
the flying saucer. Macov lands on his butt and lets
out a
loud fart. The Hairbaggen jumps down to the ground,
helps
his prisoner stand to his feet, and then kicks him
hard
between the legs. Macov falls to his knees in pain
and
puckers his lips.
HAIRBAGGEN
You awake from stasis now?
MACOV
(angrily)
Yeah, thanks for the rude
awakening. Where am I?
HAIRBAGGEN
This be your place of exile.
MACOV
(looks around and sniffs)
What is that horrible smell?
HAIRBAGGEN
I don’t know. Probably you. I go
now. Bye.
MACOV
No, you can’t do this to me! I
am the Supreme Tyranus of
Corposia.
HAIRBAGGEN
Not anymore. You now Supreme
Tyranus of Dirt. Be happy I
surgically alter you.
MACOV
(touches himself all over)
What? You changed my body?
HAIRBAGGEN
No, just your face.
MACOV
(scratches his beard)
Really? Does it look any better?
HAIRBAGGEN
No, you still ugly brute. I go
now. Have nice exile.
MACOV
No! Don't leave me. I don’t even
know why I’m banished here!
HAIRBAGGEN
You found guilty of starting
civil war.
MACOV
(remembering)
Oh, right. That didn’t go very
well, did it?
HAIRBAGGEN
Your neck so fat, you survive
public hanging.
MACOV
And then I was flogged. They
beat me with a bat.
(rubs his head)
It’s all coming back to me now.
The
Hairbaggen jumps back into the flying saucer.
MACOV
Wait! What planet did you say
this was?
HAIRBAGGEN
(turns to face Macov)
This Dirt, uh, no... It called
Earth.
MACOV
Earth! That fool who stole my
throne was from this planet.
The
bubble dome slowly closes.
HAIRBAGGEN
Yuh, he better leader... I go
now.
MACOV
How am I supposed to survive
here? I have no currency to
start my own Corpos.
HAIRBAGGEN
(the dome is nearly shut)
That problem yours, not mine.
MACOV
Wait! I don't even understand
the languages they speak here.
HAIRBAGGEN
(presses a button and re- opens
the dome)
Oh, right... Me forget. Get back
in saucer.
Macov
climbs back into the flying saucer. The Hairbaggen
plugs a silver chord into the nape of his neck.
The
languages and history of Earth are downloaded into
his
brain.
MACOV
Thank you. This will help
greatly in my conquest.
As
soon as the download is complete, the Hairbaggen
grabs
Macov by his frock, and throws him out of the flying
saucer again. The large man with a large head lands
on his
large belly, rolls over, and gives the Hairbaggen
Beast
the finger.
MACOV
An Earth greeting I learned from
that fool, Bob Hule!
The
Hairbaggen straps on his seat belt. The bubble dome
closes. The saucer makes an EERIE HUMMING NOISE
and rises
from the ground. Macov looks up as the saucer disappears
into the sky.
MACOV
(angrily)
So what the Hell do I do know?
How can I start a Corpos without
any currency?
Macov
leaves the crop circle made by the flying saucer
and
walks five hundred feet through the field of marijuana
plants. He hears voices and falls on his stomach.
He
waits. A moment later, TWO MEN walk by. He jumps
to his
feet.
MACOV
On guard!
Macov
kicks one man between the legs, and the other in
the
stomach and knees. He smacks their heads together
like two
coconuts. The men crumple on the ground.
MACOV
Hu, ha! After surviving a
hanging and a flogging, I still
have what it takes.
Macov
checks the men’s pockets for money, then drags
them
by their feet to a run-down wooden shack in the
middle of
the field. He slams the door open. TWO MEN are sitting
at
a table. They stare at him. Numerous stacks of cash
are on
the table, and four suitcases are on the dirt floor.
MACOV
I am taking control of these
headquarters!
The
men stand to their feet, and Macov kicks them both
in
the knees. He pokes them between the eyes with his
thumb
and pinky finger, and smacks their heads together
like two
coconuts. They fall on the floor unconscious.
MACOV
These humans can't even fight.
My conquest of Earth will be
easy!
(groans and bends over)
Oh, not again! Pulled a butt
muscle.
Macov
puckers his lips in pain, rubs his butt, and then
rubs his head. He looks at the suitcases on the
dirt
floor. He opens them. They are filled with American
money.
MACOV
(full of joy)
I'm rich! Yes, filthy rich! I
will rebuild my empire. I will
build Corposes to dominate this
planet and make billions of
dollars in profits. And from my
profits I will buy dirty nukes
and drop them on Corposia.
(sniffs)
Wait...
(sniffs again)
What's that smell?
(looks at the unconscious men
with contempt)
Don't you humans bathe?
INT.
LOAFERVILLE HOSPITAL -- HALLWAY -- DAY
A
man and woman are walking down a hallway. DR. JACK
is a
beady-eyed man in his late forties. He has brown
hair, a
bald spot on the top of his head the size of a donut,
and
is wearing a white trench coat. NURSE JILL, a buxom
blonde
in her early thirties, is dressed in a green Nurse’s
uniform. They wait for the elevator and take it
from the
seventh floor to the ground level. They hurry to
the exit
door, look around in all directions, then run down
the
street.
EXT.
LOAFERVILLE RIVER -- DAY
Dr.
Jack and Nurse Jill kneel at the edge of a river,
and
lap water into their mouths like dogs. They look
around in
all directions.
NURSE JILL
(breathing heavily)
Do you think anyone saw us
leave?
DR. JACK
Heck no, Jill. We were out of
there in a flash, like marbles
down a slide.
NURSE JILL
I'm afraid, Jack. What if they
send mean, nasty, and good-
looking men to strip-search us?
DR. JACK
Don't worry, Jill. I have a
plan. We'll go where the World
Police will never find us.
They
both hear the sound of DOGS BARKING.
DR. JACK
They’re coming! We must run to
Boonie Village.
NURSE JILL
But that's ten miles away! Why
don't we just go to my mother’s
house and hide in the basement?
DR. JACK
No, that's the first place they
will look. My nephew, Hugo, is
squatting on some land outside
Boonie Village. He’ll let us
hide in his shack until the
police stop looking for us.
NURSE JILL
But --
They
both hear the sound of DOGS BARKING.
DR. JACK
No time to think, Jill. The
hounds of Hell draw near. We
must run!
They
hold hands and run along the shore of Loaferville
River.
EXT.
COUNTRYSIDE -- DAY
Dr.
Jack and Nurse Jill are running along a dirt road.
They see a billboard lying flat in the ditch. They
stop
and read it. It says: Boonie Medicinal Marijuana
Farm.
They leave the road, climb over a six-foot-high
wire-mesh
fence, and walk through a field of marijuana plants.
They
stop inside a crop circle and look around. Then
they hear
the sound of DOGS BARKING. They both run to a wooden
shack
in the middle of the field and stop outside the
door.
NURSE JILL
Is this Hugo's love shack?
DR. JACK
Yes, this is it, Jill.
NURSE JILL
The first thing I want to do is
make love to you, Jack. Do you
think Hugo will want to watch or
listen? I’d prefer if he let us
be alone for a while.
DR. JACK
(annoyed)
We have far more important
things to do than have sex,
Jill.
NURSE JILL
That's what you say all the
time!
(sadly)
You never touch me anymore.
Nurse
Jill frowns and pounds her fist on the door.
MACOV (OS)
Earthlings, be gone!
Dr.
Jack opens the door and they step inside. Four men
are
gagged and tied in the corner. Macov is counting
money at
a table.
MACOV
(stands and faces them)
Why are you in my headquarters?
DR. JACK
Who are you?
MACOV
I am Supreme Tyranus Macov
Pansy, the fourth!
(assumes a martial-arts fighting
position)
What are your intentions?
DR. JACK
Mr. Pansy, we need your
protection. The World Police
want to lock us up in an asylum.
MACOV
(stands normally)
And this concerns me -- because?
DR. JACK
You must help us. I'm persecuted
by my government. They do not
realize my greatness.
MACOV
(rubs his head)
I can relate to that.
NURSE JILL
Mr. Pansy... We are insane and
desperate.
DR. JACK
She means we are insanely
desperate.
MACOV
(studying them both)
I am planning to build an empire
that will dominate all industry
and trade on this planet. Will
you join me in my quest to
become the richest and most
powerful man on Earth? Will you
be my employees and do my
bidding?
NURSE JILL
If you give us a bed, food to
eat, and don't give us electric
thorozide shock treatment at
five-hundred volts, I’m sure
we'll do just about anything for
you.
DR. JACK
We are willing to work for you
if you let us hide here from the
police. I am one of the world's
foremost inventors. My name is
Dr. Jack and this is my -- um,
Nurse -- Jill.
NURSE JILL
(slighted)
I'm not your Nurse, Jack. I’m
your lover.
DR. JACK
Sorry. How could I forget?
MACOV
(ponders a moment)
Hmmm... Inventor, eh? R & D.
Exactly what I need.
(scratches his chin)
OK, you may both reside here.
But you must understand
something. I am the Supreme
Tyranus of this Corpos and you
will obey me. If you serve me in
building my empire, I will pay
you each a thousand dollars a
month plus all you can eat in
groceries. You will work every
day from sunrise till sunset. I
will make you members of my
management team. Are these terms
agreeable to you?
NURSE JILL
(claps happily)
We will earn money, Jack!
DR. JACK
Just one thing before I accept
these terms.
MACOV
(annoyed)
What?
DR. JACK
(points)
That's my nephew you have tied
up. You must set him free if I
am to join your enterprise.
MACOV
(looks at the four men)
Which one is he?
DR. JACK
(points)
The little bald one with a
goatee. I taught him everything
he knew before I was imprisoned
by the World Police. He will be
most valuable to you as he is
highly skilled at criminal
activities.
MACOV
Most excellent!
(turns to Hugo)
I release you, bald man, to do
my bidding. Freedom is now
yours.
Macov
unties HUGO and removes the gag from his mouth.
Hugo
is five-feet-tall, bald as a baby’s bum, has
a black
goatee beard, milk-white skin, and is wearing a
black robe
like a druid.
HUGO
(spits on the dirt floor)
But what if I don't want work
for you, you big overweight
goof?
Macov
assumes a martial-arts fighting position, then
stands normally.
HUGO
I would rather get the hell off
this stinking planet.
MACOV
Yes, well, don’t we all...
Macov
walks to the table and counts the rest of his money.
He returns to Hugo and hands him a wad of cash.
MACOV
I have counted my currency, and
I appear to have one million
dollars. I offer you the same
thousand dollar salary and
position I offered the two
crazies. Plus all you can eat in
groceries.
Hugo
scratches his goatee. Flakes of dead skin fall to
the
floor.
MACOV
Will you join my empire, bald
man, and be a key cog in my
Corpos?
HUGO
OK. Sounds good to me. I’ve been
unemployed for most of my life.
But I have one condition.
MACOV
(irritated)
What?
HUGO
(points at the gagged men)
Get rid of these pot-dealers!
The bastards took over my shack
last summer and haven't given me
a penny. All I got was food,
water, and the occasional joint
for pulling the weeds out of
their plantation.
MACOV
I will gladly dispose of these
evil men at once! In fact, I was
already convinced of their guilt
by their body odour.
Macov
drags the three men outside and begins beating them.
Dr. Jack and Nurse Jill cringe and appear deeply
disturbed
as they hear the sound of the men begging for mercy.
HUGO
(with a twisted grin)
Ha, ha! Justice at last.
The
sound of the men being beaten suddenly ceases. Macov
steps back inside the shack.
MACOV
I’ll be back momentarily. I must
go to the river I saw during my
landing... I have to do -- a
dump.
(studies them carefully)
But I warn you. If any of you
steal my money I will tie you to
a tree and harvest your organs!
Macov
leaves. Hugo, Dr. Jack, and Nurse Jill each grab
a
hundred-dollar bill from the table and put it in
their
pockets.
NURSE JILL
I think he said he counted it.
HUGO
Maybe we'd better not take it.
DR. JACK
Yes, I have a strange feeling he
just might kill us.
They
put the money back on the table, and walk around
the
room, each whistling a different tune.
INT.
WOODEN SHACK -- LATER
Macov
slams the door open. Everyone inside is startled
by
his entrance and jumps an inch off the dirt floor.
MACOV
(catching his breath)
Those three humans were heavy,
but they float amazingly well.
DR. JACK
(turns to Nurse Jill)
Are you sure you're willing to
serve this gigantic man who is
violent toward others, and is
Hell-bent on building an evil
corporate empire?
NURSE JILL
I don't know, Jack. I’m having
doubts. I’d think I’d rather
rent a little house on the
prairie, and plant a row of
banana trees.
Dr.
Jack stares blankly at Nurse Jill, then turns to
Macov.
DR. JACK
Neither of us have a better
plan. We will join you in
building your empire of world
domination.
NURSE JILL
I didn’t say I agreed to this,
Jack!
DR. JACK
Jill, we have no money. If we
work for this man, we can save
enough money to buy a little
house on the prairie instead of
renting one.
NURSE JILL
(eyes wide with excitement)
Really? OK. We can work here for
a few months I guess.
MACOV
Magnificent! Your first
assignment will be to construct
underground facilities for me. I
will need fifty cells for
indoctrinating recruits.
HUGO
I can steal all the building
supplies you’ll need from Home
Depot.
MACOV
Most excellent, little man...
The first thing I need the three
of you to do is to dig a tunnel
under this shack, and construct
fifty underground cells for the
recruits to live in.
DR. JACK
(aghast)
You want me to do hard manual
labour? I’m a doctor and a
scientist, not some low paid
shovel man!
NURSE JILL
(touches Dr. Jack’s arm)
We could use the exercise, Jack.
Our bodies have gotten a little
flabby living at the Hospital.
(rubs Dr. Jack's leg)
The exertion might even kick-
start your libido.
MACOV
(boldly)
Get ready to dig, Doctor, or
exit my empire now.
DR. JACK
(sighs)
Oh, I suppose I could use some
bigger muscles.
NURSE JILL
I'd be very happy if you had
some stamina, Jack. You've been
neglecting me for months.
DR. JACK
(under his breath)
Who wouldn’t?
NURSE JILL
What?
DR. JACK
Uh, I mean, I shouldn't -- be
neglecting you.
MACOV
(turns to Hugo)
Diminutive man. Go to a nearby
Corpos and purchase three
shovels at once.
HUGO
OK, give me some cash, boss.
Macov
reaches into his pocket and hands Hugo several
bills.
HUGO
You know, I was thinking...
Would you mind if I bought
materials to make a few pipe
bombs? I'll need to get metal
pipe, a pipe threader, steel
caps, baby food, marbles, baking
soda, and vinegar.
MACOV
(with contempt)
I'm not a terrorist, you little
wacko. I'm a benevolent
dictator.
HUGO
Look, Mr. Pansy, let me level
with you... If you want to build
a world empire -- which I
greatly admire by the way -- the
threat of violence is one of the
best ways to achieve that goal.
I'm very good at making pipe
bombs. They could come in quite
handy.
MACOV
Go to a Corpos and buy three
shovels, you hairless freak!
HUGO
(stomps his foot)
No! I'm not joining your empire
unless I can buy what I need for
a dozen pipe bombs!
MACOV
You would resign your position
over this?
HUGO
If I can't make my own
explosives, then yes, I quit!
This corporation is useless and
doesn't listen to the needs of
its employees.
MACOV
(sighs)
Oh, very well... I would rather
use mass indoctrination to build
my Corpos, but perhaps a bomb or
two could be added to the mix.
HUGO
(happily)
Thanks, Mac. I'll be back in a
flash.
Hugo
smiles and walks out the door.
INT.
WOODEN SHACK -- EIGHT HOURS LATER
Hugo
enters the shack with three shovels under one arm,
six grocery bags filled with pipe bomb materials,
and an
empty Tim Horton’s donut box.
MACOV
Where were you, you fool?
HUGO
Sorry, I had to re-fuel.
MACOV
If you ever leave for that long
again, I will beat you with a
bat. Do you understand me?
HUGO
(gulps)
Crystal clear, boss..
MACOV
(jubilant)
OK, recruits, it’s time to dig!
NURSE JILL
Where do we take the dirt,
Macky?
MACOV
I don't know. Do what I did.
Dump it in the river.
HUGO
Jeepers, Macov... That's a long
way to carry dirt. My muscles
will get sore.
MACOV
Do you have a better idea,
diminutive man?
HUGO
Yeah, I do. How about I go steal
some explosives and blow a big
farking hole in the ground?
MACOV
No, we must be discreet. This is
a secret operation. Explosions
will attract too much attention.
DR. JACK
Mr. Pansy, I must protest that
you are asking me to do hard
manual labour. It is beneath me.
People with no vision for their
life do such jobs. I’m a
certifiable genius with a high
IQ!
MACOV
(angrily)
Start digging, Doctor, or get
the hell out of my Corpos now!
DR. JACK
But my skills and abilities can
be put to much better use!
MACOV
What are your abilities? All
you've done so far is whine and
snivel.
DR. JACK
If you want to conquer the
corporate world I have a recipe
that will control the world's
minds.
MACOV
Oh, really?
(intrigued)
Reveal it at once!
DR. JACK
It’s a formula I recently
developed. I --
MACOV
Wait.
(turns to Hugo and Jill)
You two start digging now. The
Doctor and I are renegotiating
his Corpos position.
HUGO
(like a child)
But I want to learn about mind-
control.
MACOV
Dig now, or I will torture you.
Hugo
and Nurse Jill thrust their shovels into the floor.
They walk out of the shack with shovels of dirt.
MACOV
Tell me your invention, Doctor.
DR. JACK
It is called -- Nummer. You mix
it with Cream of Wheat so people
will be easily fooled into
eating it. They will think it is
healthy and low in fat.
(stares at Macov's belly)
You might want to -- try a
little.
MACOV
But what effect does it have on
humans?
DR. JACK
Well, let's see... It gives me
the runs.
MACOV
What?
DR. JACK
That's just a side-effect
though.
MACOV
(impatiently)
Tell me, beady-eyed man! What
does the mush do?
DR. JACK
You feed it to your employees,
and it will make their minds
open to suggestion and
indoctrination. It dumbs them
down in the same way reality TV
shows and car commercials do.
Their brains will become like
silly putty that you can mold
and shape according to your
will.
MACOV
(full of joy)
Magnificent! A perfect
product... I’ll call it -- Magic
Mush! OK, Doctor. I release you
from digging a hole in the
ground. Begin at once on your
mush formula.
DR. JACK
(smiles)
I'm glad you recognize my
talents... I'll make you a list
of ingredients that I'll need.
Some of them will have to be
stolen from a pharmacy. Hugo can
take care of that.
MACOV
(reaches into his pocket)
Yes, whatever... Here is five-
hundred dollars in currency. Go
to a nearby Corpos and purchase
what you need.
DR. JACK
No, I can't leave this shack.
The World Police are looking for
me. You'll have to send Hugo.
MACOV
Oh, right... I forgot about
that. OK, I'll send the bald man
once he is done digging the
fifty cells.
DR. JACK
But he could be digging for
weeks!
Macov
scratches his head and then rubs his butt. He
winces.
MACOV
OK, let me think... Yes, how
about this? If you help the bald
man and the blonde dig, the
sooner they will get done. Then
I can send the bald man to buy
or steal whatever you need to
make the mush.
Dr.
Jack sighs, picks up the shovel, and thrusts it
into
the dirt floor. He carries his shovel of dirt outside.
MACOV
I must think of a plan now for
recruiting Corpos slaves.
EXT.
DOWNTOWN LOAFERVILLE -- TWO MONTHS LATER
DWIGHT
GUNE, a pencil-thin man in his late twenties, is
walking down Main Street. He is walking on the edge
of the
street instead of the sidewalk. He has light-brown
hair
styled in a huge Afro perm. He whistles and swaggers
as he
walks, then suddenly crosses the street, and is
nearly hit
by a black van.
DWIGHT
(shakes his fist)
You stupid goof! Pedestrians
have the right of way!
Dwight
walks into a store called Hemp 24/7. EDGAR HEMP,
the owner, is standing behind the counter. He is
a middle-
aged man with a graying beard and pony tail.
DWIGHT
(smiling)
Hey, Edgar.
EDGAR
(sadly)
Good morning, Dwight.
DWIGHT
How’s business?
EDGAR
Oh, it’s been higher.
DWIGHT
Haw! Good one, guy!
EDGAR
What are you looking for today?
DWIGHT
Ah, let’s see... It starts with
an M, but it ain't McDonalds.
EDGAR
(lowers his voice)
I can't sell you any here at the
store, Dwight.
DWIGHT
Yeah, I know. Sorry.
(beat)
Hey, I keep hearing about that
medicinal marijuana program on
the news. You know anything
about it?
EDGAR
Do you have a terminal illness?
DWIGHT
No, I haven’t had the flu for
months... Would that help me get
some?
EDGAR
I think they only prescribe it
to people with certain diseases.
DWIGHT
Is that right? Shoot!
(beat)
Naw, I’m sure there’s a
loophole. There’s gotta be.
EDGAR
You have to have a serious
sickness to get medicinal
marijuana.
DWIGHT
Hmmm... Maybe a Doctor can
diagnose me with some mental
condition. There’s dozens of
mental illnesses going around
these days.
EDGAR
I’m sure you could be diagnosed
with something.
DWIGHT
(hopeful)
You think so?
EDGAR
(smiles)
I’m absolutely sure of it,
Dwight.
DWIGHT
I have just one little problem
though.
EDGAR
Just one?
DWIGHT
Yeah, I don’t have a frikkin’
Doctor. You can’t get a
Physician anywhere in
Loaferville.
EDGAR
You know... Someone gave me a
flyer the other day. I’m not
sure how legal it is.
DWIGHT
Fark! That’s not a problem with
me, guy. My conscience is my
law.
EDGAR
There's a new Doctor... I think
his name is Ferry.
DWIGHT
Right on! What’s his name?
EDGAR
Let me find the flyer.
(reaches down behind the
counter and lifts a pink flyer
from a stack of flyers)
His name is Jack Ferry. He has a
clinic just outside Boonie
Village. You don’t have a car
though, do you?
DWIGHT
Fark, not a problem. If he can
get me free pot, I'll hitchhike
10,000 miles.
EDGAR
(reads the flyer)
He's accepting new patients, but
there's a twenty-dollar user
fee.
DWIGHT
Twenty dollars! Doctors can’t
charge user fees. That’s
illegal!
(indignant)
I should report the bugger to
the government.
EDGAR
If you want a Doctor, I don’t
see any other alternative.
DWIGHT
Yeah, I guess I’ll have to pay
it. Can you lend me a twenty?
EDGAR
You still owe me fifty!
DWIGHT
Yeah, sorry about that. I’ll pay
you back. I promise...
(thinking)
Hmmm... Maybe Fred can loan me
twenty bucks. I gave him two
free joints the other day.
EDGAR
Do you want to check it out?
DWIGHT
Yeah, sure. Can I have that
flyer, too?
(takes the flyer from Edgar)
Toodle-loo!
Dwight
walks out the door.
EDGAR
(sadly)
Good luck... You’ll need it.
Hugo
emerges from the back room. He pats Edgar on the
back.
HUGO
Very good, Edgar. Very good.
Keep sending us your pot-smoking
cliental. For each new recruit
Mr. Pansy will reward you
handsomely.
EDGAR
I still haven't received that
new supply of marijuana yet.
HUGO
You will. We have a huge
plantation.
EDGAR
Just out of curiosity... What
would happen if I stopped
sending my customers to you?
HUGO
(scratches his chin, and flakes
of dead skin fall to the floor)
Let's just say I'm very skilled
at constructing pipe bombs, and
I know exactly where you live.
Edgar
frowns. Hugo smiles and returns to the back room.
HUGO (OS)
Hu, ha, ha! Hu, ha, ha! Hu, ha,
ha!
CONTINUED....
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