4 x 4 FARTING
Buford
had a stroke of luck.
He won a Dodge pickup truck.
He drove the truck through the muck,
and saw a young man out of luck.
The man was hurling in the ditch.
Buford offered him a lift.
The hungover man climbed inside,
then sighed: "Thanks for the ride."
Buford drove so fast he hit a bump.
The sick man thought he hit a skunk.
Buford said: "No, just passed a gasser."
Then he let out another blaster.
The wretching man hurled on the driver.
And now Buford is much wiser. |
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HELIUM
FART GAS
When people get stressed they don't laugh.
People with stress need to pass gas.
If life isn't fun, let out a loud one!
But if your wife has a gun you should run. |
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FARTING
ON A JET PLANE
When Buford won a trip to Spain,
he hopped onboard a plane.
After the jumbo jet departed,
Buford stood up and farted.
The stewardess didn't know what to do,
so she smacked Buford with her shoe.
Buford bolted up the aisle,
passing a gasser with a smile.
His emissions reached the cabin,
knocking out the captain.
Buford had no notion his explosions
would cause such a commotion.
The plane crashed in the ocean. |
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THE
FART BOMBER
Dave let out a stink bomb.
His wife chased him to the john.
Although the air was sprayed,
his wife became crazed,
and strangled Dave with her thong. |
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THE
UNEMPLOYED FARTING MAN
Buford
let out a loud fart.
Buford isn't all that smart.
One
thing you should never do
is to forget to go to the loo,
before a job interview. |
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THE
ROTTEN VAMPIRE
I grabbed a vampire by the throat.
He sucked the blood out of my goat.
I took one whiff of the vampire's breath,
then I retched all over his chest.
That vampire's breath really did reek.
I don't think he ever brushed his teeth.
I drove a stake through the vampire's heart,
and before he died he let out a fart. |
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INTELLIGENT FART DESIGN
What
if God sat in the ocean
and let out a megaton fart?
Was this the green slimy goo
that caused evolution to start?
What if life on Earth began
when God ate too much All-Bran? |
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